{"id":157,"date":"2010-11-22T07:18:34","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T07:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advancedpracticemanagementblog.wordpress.com\/?p=157"},"modified":"2014-05-23T14:06:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T14:06:11","slug":"the-all-time-top-10-outrageous-cancellation-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/the-all-time-top-10-outrageous-cancellation-excuses\/","title":{"rendered":"The All-Time Top 10 Outrageous Cancellation Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, November 1, 2010<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of downtime, a few years ago we surveyed offices for their patients\u2019 most outrageous cancellation and failure excuses.<\/p>\n<p>10.) \u201cTooth hurts really bad but have to go hunting.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>9.) \u201cThe cat turned the alarm off.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>8.) \u201cMy mother passed away.\u201d (3rd time in 10 years).<\/p>\n<p>7.) \u201cToo many bears. I\u2019m not leaving the house.\u201d (Duluth patient)<\/p>\n<p>6.) \u201cMy teeth look fine. I\u2019ll call you when they aren\u2019t white any longer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>5.) \u201cEclipse might hurt my baby. I won\u2019t go outside.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>4.) \u201cDid I make that appointment\u2026really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>3.) \u201cI found a dead squirrel on the road on the way to my appointment and needed to bring it to the police department so they could properly bury it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>2.) \u201cMy dog ate the reminder card that was on my refrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>1.) \u201cI thought my appointment was yesterday.\u201d<br \/>\nPosted by Bill Rossi at 12:52 PM<br \/>\nLabels: Advanced Practice Management, Bill Rossi, patient education software, Practice Management, Staff management<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, November 1, 2010 Speaking of downtime, a few years ago we surveyed offices for their patients\u2019 most outrageous cancellation and failure excuses. 10.) \u201cTooth hurts really bad but have to go hunting.\u201d 9.) \u201cThe cat turned the alarm off.\u201d 8.) \u201cMy mother passed away.\u201d (3rd time in 10 years). 7.) \u201cToo many bears. I\u2019m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dental-practice-management","category-new-patient-readiness","category-dental-team-training"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.advancedpracticemanagement.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}